About Boomwave™ Bearaphim
It is the dawn of a new age. One tainted by greasy processed foods
masquerading as nutrition, blubbering idiots disguised as world
leaders, and tone-deaf teenaged ruffians passing off as entertainers.
Into this dark time is born a race of protectors, defenders of the
oppressed and disenfranchised, saviours of the disillusioned and the
distraught, bringing with them the power to part the Tide of the
Tried and True, reverberate louder than the Rumblings of Routine, and
scatter the Mob of Mass Production.
Enter the Bearaphims, the Angels of Amplitude, the Scions of Sweet
Sensation, the Fellowship of the Fast and the Furries. Cute,
colourful and curiously cuddly, these fashionably fascinating iPod
companions are a must for those who like their music fun, frantic and
fantastic! So protect your lean, mean, music machine today with your
favourite Bearaphim. We guarantee you'll have a beary good time.
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